Spoof news snippets from Thursday 19 April 2007
Jack Bauer of "24" has negotiated an end to a hairdressers' strike. Thousands dead.
Dems Limit Terms
Democrats declare end to "International War On Terror." Now "International War On Rude Behavior."
Rare Jane Austen portrait goes under the hammer ...
... she was so ugly, it's a much more satisfying way to destroy it than by simply burning it.