Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 18 April 2007
Sanjaya Sings Country on Idol, Alambama Secedes from Union
Following "American Idol" contestant Sanjaya Malakar's performance of a country song on last night's show, Alabama lawmakers called an emergency session and voted to secede from the Union. Governor Bob Riley told reporters, "America ain't what it used to be! Git 'r done!"
Cheney Plans Next Hunting Trip, Mayor Order Evacuation
The mayor of a small South Dakota town ordered a mandatory evacuation after it announced that Vice-President Dick Cheney would have his next hunting trip there. Shelters in neighboring counties, out of gunshot range, will be available for displaced residents.