Spoof news snippets from Sunday 15 April 2007
Don Imus called "Dumb Anus"
Admits his foolish remark made him look like a ignorant asshole
Texas secedes from US!
Forms new country named "OBNOXIA". Other 49 states overjoyed. New national holiday declared: "Hallelujah Day!!!"
Bush Loses Bet to Karl Rove
Didn't believe rerun of year old TV show would turn out the same: "Just doesn't make sense" says Bush.