Spoof news snippets from Saturday 14 April 2007
Kate Middleton Dumps Prince William
She's horrified to find out that he carries the "fat" gene just discovered by UK scientists.
Nappy Headed Hos Want Don Imus' Hide
Say Don Imus' apology just the beginning. Now want his boots, gold tooth, belt buckle, rabbit's foot, thong & more. Will pass on his pet goat & NRA membership.