Spoof news snippets from Sunday 1 April 2007
US to UK: April Fools.
Congress today announced that the US has pulled the biggest and longest running April fools joke on the UK; The American Revolution and everything since then was made up. One congressman commented, "Come on did you guys think we would actually vote for George W. twice?"
Several die as sewage dam breaks in Palestine
"I don't want to get all paranoid about this situation, but something sure smells to high heaven about this deal." claims mayor. "In fact, it just plain stinks!"
The Beckhams Haven't Yet Found a House in L.A.
May decide to temporarily camp out in stylish tent at LA Galaxy's Depot Center Stadium.
US DHS raises terror alert to "orange"
Officials fear Osama bin Laden will release videotape of an April Fool prank he played on his friends...