Spoof news snippets from January 2006
There were 7 spoof news snippets published in January 2006. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
It Finally Happened
Y2.006K Virus Kills Millions.
U2 Members Deny They Wanted Sack Bono for Charity Work
"Sack him, yes. Not for charity work but anyone who dresses like him, has that haircut, wares those glasses and still thinks he's cool has to be a complete idiot." Said a spokesman
Italy feels affects of rainstorms
Today we had a report come in from our Italian friends that after a severe rainstorms it is thought that most of Venice is underwater.
Palestinians elect chickpea dip.
Breaking news from the Palestinian territories suggests that the first election in ten years has returned Hoummous as the majority party.
On a Bender
Charles Kennedy has decided to run again for leadership of the Liberal Democrats declaring:
"I'm not the only one that's been on a bender recently!"
Ironically, bird flu spreads to Turkey
WHO amused today by bird flu's spread to the one country in the world named after a bird.
Alito's Wife Cries, Constitution Dies
Judge Sam Alito's wife cried again today. Once her husband greases his way into the SCOTUS she'll have to purchase a new black ensemble for the Constitution's impending funeral.