There were 34 spoof news snippets published in 2006. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Stingray added to FBI "ten most wanted" list

"We wanted to put another polygamist on the list," an FBI spokeswoman said, "but we'll take what we can get..."

written by Robin Berger, 05 September 2006
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Bush to attempt orgasm

President Bush announced today that he will attempt to achieve an orgasm after 6PM this evening

written by NickFun, 27 December 2006
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Nestlé Acquires Jenny Craig

One-stop shopping for fatties and thinnies!

written by Gail Farrelly, 26 June 2006
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CHENEY'S GOT A GIRL FRIEND!

CHENEY'S GOT A GIRL FRIEND!
CHENEY'S GOT A GIRL FRIEND!

written by NickFun, 16 February 2006
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Dick Cheney blasts 78 year old man with shotgun.

"I thought he was a Democrat!"

written by Helium, 12 February 2006
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It Finally Happened

Y2.006K Virus Kills Millions.
Billions Injured.
Trillions Upset.

written by Shawn Parks, 01 January 2006
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U2 Members Deny They Wanted Sack Bono for Charity Work

"Sack him, yes. Not for charity work but anyone who dresses like him, has that haircut, wares those glasses and still thinks he's cool has to be a complete idiot." Said a spokesman

written by Monochrome, 05 January 2006
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Italy feels affects of rainstorms

Today we had a report come in from our Italian friends that after a severe rainstorms it is thought that most of Venice is underwater.

written by Sue Donim, 25 January 2006
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Palestinians elect chickpea dip.

Breaking news from the Palestinian territories suggests that the first election in ten years has returned Hoummous as the majority party.

written by Notver Prophet, 26 January 2006
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On a Bender

Charles Kennedy has decided to run again for leadership of the Liberal Democrats declaring:
"I'm not the only one that's been on a bender recently!"

written by Seriously, 29 January 2006
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Surverys Reveal Findings

1. 49% of Americans have choked on pretzels
2. 34% of teenagers don't know the capital of England
3. 51% of song covers are by Westlife
4. 67% of us can't get enough of statistics

written by A Lias, 01 February 2006
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Parrots Tapped As A Weopon Against Avian Flu

"HA HA", declared a top WHO Official, "These parrots will help communication between man and bird."

written by Bad INK, 25 March 2006
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Dis-Guisewite

Following weeks of violent protests against satirical Dutch cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammed, angry Islamic mobs appeared strangely ambivalent when presented with "Cathy" cartoon anthology.

written by Kagendo, 21 April 2006
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Lieberman v. Lamont primary race, 2 weeks to go

A new phone campaign touts Sen. Lieberman's pro-choice record. Competitor Lamont rebutted contrastingly by citing his opposition to the war in Iraq.

written by Zilru, 26 July 2006
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Slovenia denies nuke deal

Officials in Slovenia's capital, Ljubljana, have denied trying to buy a nuclear bomb on eBay and from North Korea.

written by Harry Porter, 10 October 2006
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Sicilian Mafia fun run

a 10km fun run has been organised by the Siciilan Mafia in its contiued effort to improve its global image.

written by Harry Porter, 10 October 2006
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Ironically, bird flu spreads to Turkey

WHO amused today by bird flu's spread to the one country in the world named after a bird.

written by Captain Loogie, 09 January 2006
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And finally...

A total of 47countries have signed a petition complaining about stuff that Americans aren't interested in.

written by Harry Porter, 10 October 2006
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Alito's Wife Cries, Constitution Dies

Judge Sam Alito's wife cried again today. Once her husband greases his way into the SCOTUS she'll have to purchase a new black ensemble for the Constitution's impending funeral.

written by Buck Turtle, 12 January 2006
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No Sightings Of Elvis For Last 3 Years

Fans begin to wonder if the King may have died.

written by Stuart D, 05 February 2006
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Hair today - Gone tomorrow

A shipment of hair restorer has been stolen form a factory in Eastbourne Uk. Police are combing the area!

written by sexybeast, 07 February 2006
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FACE TRANSPLANT “A SUCCESS”

The only problem is, David Gest now wants his face back… (developing)

written by Kingston Chris, 07 February 2006
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Cheney: "...the worst day of my life."

Troops sent to Iraq because of Cheney: "...the worst year of my life."

written by Morgan Truce, 16 February 2006
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Bush Mulling missile strike on BBC HQ

US is planning to bomb BBC HQ in London after last nights Newsnight published details of a report by Human Rights First. The report set out in detail the murders in US custody.

written by Khan, 22 February 2006
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Bush suggests parrots and airforce against bird flu

"I was right about them WMD and I am right about parrots and how they can communicate with people and birds. They'll translate.", said an upbeat Bush, "And the airforce will fight this pandemic."

written by Bad INK, 22 March 2006
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Georgia to rule gay marriage appealing

Georgia will immediately rule same-sex marriage appealing. The Judge Constance C. Russell said the measure was one he found personally appealing.

written by Select Distinct, 17 May 2006
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REPORT'S COMING IN...

Reports are coming in that John Prescott, the Deputy Prime Minister, has done something usefull. We will bring you more news as we get it.

Horace Thomas

written by Horace Thomas, 20 May 2006
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Kennedy wants Rosie Naked at border!

Ted Kennedy introduces legislation to post billboards of a naked Rosie O'Donnell on new wall at Mexican border. As Kennedy stated; "If that don't turn back these wetbacks, nothing will!"

written by Pistol Whalon, 20 May 2006
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FEDERLINE SAVES PENNY

Virgin Mobile launched its "Save the Penny" campaign with aspiring father Kevin Federline today. Expressed desire to save rocks, cast-off feathers, belly button lint, if sponsor steps forward.

written by plinth course, 22 June 2006
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MEN CHEER NEW STUDY -- BOOB JOBS GOOD FOR YOU

"It didn't ACTUALLY say THAT, but, but, but it IS good news, isn't it honey?" Hugh numbers of men say to theirwomen.

written by plinth course, 23 June 2006
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9 out of 10 Americans agree...

...Fidel Castro would make a better baseball commissioner than George W. Bush.

written by ej moore, 09 August 2006
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Silicone Gel Breast Implants Banned By Airlines

The FAA has announced that women with silicone gel breast implants will not be allowed access to air travel. Millions of women admit feeling deflated over decision.

written by ej moore, 14 August 2006
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Eggs are not Eggs claim boffins.

Boffins have sensationally claimed as clear as eggs is eggs, that in fact eggs are not eggs.

written by eddie lizard, 08 March 2006
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Constant Chaos Predicted for Iraq

The way it will be.

written by Bad INK, 21 March 2006
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