Spoof news snippets from September 2005
There were 6 spoof news snippets published in September 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Mayor orders forced return to New Orleans
Residents now living in refugee shelters will be shoved onto a Greyhound bus and sent back to their flooded homes "so they can cook gumbo," mayor declares...
Bush Takes Responsibility for Katrina
"I prayed for God to wipe out shiftless sinners, and he heard my prayers."
New Orleans Fratboys, Drunk Chicks Demand Reopening of French Quarter, Blouses
Mayor announces speed-up of recovery in interest of continuing destruction, general lawlessness unabated despite lack of current hurricane
NCAA Asks Obscure Division III Teams To Change Names
League suddenly notices non-football-playing schools like Brandeis, NYU, Connecticut College; finds team names insenstive to jurists, botanists, desert transports
Canada's Hockey players jobs to be outsourced.
In a shocking development. Hockey Canada has decided to outsource future team members to Mexico.
Today's Top Stories
at the funersl service today, Sanra Oconnor described William Rehnquist. to hold the reigns on individuals, O’Connor, a well known bondage freak, lamented the court will miss “Master Rank” for years.