Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 11 October 2005
Old Ventures tank
TOKYO -- Famous 1960s instrumental group The Ventures collapsed on stage while playing one of their signature songs. Each Venture is now over 70.
Real name discovered
ATLANTA, Ga. -- In his just released biography, newscaster Wolf Blitzer reveals his real name is Dog.
YORK, England -- Descendants of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater claim Peter had a wife but couldn't eat 'er.
No care for Cross
LOS ANGELES -- The music industry announced today that it doesn't care if Christopher Cross makes a comeback or not.