Spoof news snippets from October 2005
There were 10 spoof news snippets published in October 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
God finally apologises for naming his son after a swear word and for joking with George. "I didn't think he's take me so literally" he said
No care for Cross
LOS ANGELES -- The music industry announced today that it doesn't care if Christopher Cross makes a comeback or not.
YORK, England -- Descendants of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater claim Peter had a wife but couldn't eat 'er.
Real name discovered
ATLANTA, Ga. -- In his just released biography, newscaster Wolf Blitzer reveals his real name is Dog.
Old Ventures tank
TOKYO -- Famous 1960s instrumental group The Ventures collapsed on stage while playing one of their signature songs. Each Venture is now over 70.
New show title
NEW YORK -- Pat Robertson announced that his "700 Club" program is losing money and will change its name to the "600 Club."
Same doc lifted faces
OKLAHOMA -- Rumors continue that actor/director Robert Redford had a facelift by the same doctor that worked on Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger's face.
Rain in Cornwall..........
The sudden rain has sent many holiday goers home without their caravans and tracksuits.
JUDY MILLER TO JOIN FOX NEWS TEAM
According to a source speaking on condition of anonymity, Miller said, "Fox rocks!!"
BUSH TO STAR IN REMAKE OF WIZARD OF OZ
Bush to star as Cowardly Lion, and to take lead vocal in "Follow the Yellowcake Road."