Spoof news snippets from November 2005
There were 5 spoof news snippets published in November 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Texas passes constitutional amendment barring gay marriage
Governor declares state holiday to celebrate and announces party to beat up "homos" outside of "fag" bars.
Blair outlines new anti-terror measures
Tony Blair has today outlined new anti-terror measures which would allow the police to indefinitely detain anyone they suspect of having terrorist links or just being a bit foreign looking.
Not a Nazi, Chomsky Says
Linguist Noam Chomsky has responded to accusations of association with neo-nazis. "I can explain everything," he says, "our cat had earmites so my wife suggested that I contact a veteran aryan."
Britney's Done it again
after alot of speckulation, Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband, if you could call him a husband. (Note 2 Kev: GET A JOB YOU MONEY GUSSLING LEACH, AND LEARN TO SUPPORT YOUR KIDS).
CONDI RICE: SHOPPING FOR WHITE HOUSE
Condi Rice was on Fifth Avenue today buying a heart for Dick Cheney, courage for Donald Rumsfeld, a brain for President Bush, and many pairs of ruby slippers to be sent to American troops in Iraq.