Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 31 May 2005
Deep Throat Identified
91 Year old Giraffe tells all
written by Bill Huffman, 31 May 2005
Deep Throat Coughs Up!
W. Mark Felt today coughed up news that he is "Deep Throat". While eating with his attorney, Mr. Felt choked on his bagel. Using the Heimlich maneuver, his attorney disgorged this news onto the table.
written by f_dawson, 31 May 2005