Spoof news snippets from May 2005
There were 6 spoof news snippets published in May 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Deep Throat Identified
91 Year old Giraffe tells all
Anakin = Darth... who knew? James Earl Jones requested not to be credited for his voice work of Hayden Christensen's "whiney, effeminate" Darth Vader character in Revenge of the Sith.
It has been confirmed that Julia Roberts has been signed by Garry Marshall to star in Runaway Bride II, The Jennifer Wilbanks Story.
Okey, she's my best friend Olivia. She's sometimes mean to me in stuff like that. You know what I think it was a month ago okey and she tried to kick me because Luke told her too.
Manchester United Windows Broken
"We've got the Glasers in." Confirms Spokesman.
Deep Throat Coughs Up!
W. Mark Felt today coughed up news that he is "Deep Throat". While eating with his attorney, Mr. Felt choked on his bagel. Using the Heimlich maneuver, his attorney disgorged this news onto the table.