Spoof news snippets from March 2005
There were 8 spoof news snippets published in March 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
US Deploys Task Force to Assist in UN Career Relief Efforts
President Bush has ordered aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln to the waters off Michael Keaton's career. Recent years have dealt Keaton's career dual blows by Typhoons Jack Frost and First Daughter.
Pakistan test fires first Inter Continental "people" missile
Scientists claim it will help reduce pressure on Airport facilities and provide cheaper air travel for the masses. India promises to respond with its own in 2 days.
Schiavo 'will die' - Top Medic
American Medical Assn chief notes that brain-damaged woman will die at some point, soonish, whatever, "so what's the fuss?"
Microsoft to Update Internet Browser
Microsoft announced IE7 on Friday. New features? An updated 'About' dialog box, a new logo, and new features available in every other web browser. CSS has been fixed, but HTML rendering been removed.
Queen Camilla? "Over my dead body" says HM
Her Majesty is said to be "furious" at the news that Camilla will take the title of Queen when Prince Charles succeeds to the throne. "Queen Camilla? Over my dead body," she is reported as saying.
Chocolate Cures Cancer
In a recent study conducted by doctors in Switzerland, results show that consuming pure swiss chocolate on a regular basis can kill cancer cells in the human body. More to come as this develops.
Wacko Jacko Forgets Jim jams
Official Wacko Michael Jackson went to court yesterday 2 hours late wearing nothing but his bright pink bunny rabbit boxer shorts. One lawer was quoted saying "wow i have a pair like that"
Irish Record Breaking Robbers Apprehended
The perpetrators of last year's record breaking heist in Northern Ireland have been arrested. They were caught after one of the gang telephoned the Guiness Book of Records and asked to be entered.