Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 6 July 2005
Bin Laden warrent for fashion misdemeanor recinded
As of 5:59 this morning, the fashion police released Bin Laden on bail for wearing white after Labor Day. "It doesn't matter wether you do or don't wear white after labor day," said Sergent Yowanie.
written by Leilani kalani hokalani, 06 July 2005