Spoof news snippets from July 2005
There were 4 spoof news snippets published in July 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Ted Heath to be New Tory Leader?
"Look how popular Elvis has become since dying." Said Tory leader Michael Howrd. " Death could old Ted's best career move and work wonders for the popularity of the Tories!"
Iranian President Elect.....
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was present when both Arch Duke Ferdinand was assasinated in 1914 and JFK in 1963
Bin Laden warrent for fashion misdemeanor recinded
As of 5:59 this morning, the fashion police released Bin Laden on bail for wearing white after Labor Day. "It doesn't matter wether you do or don't wear white after labor day," said Sergent Yowanie.
George W. Bush caught in golf lie
Bush conceals ball drop, critics say it's par for the course.