Spoof news snippets from Thursday 3 February 2005
Prescott joins BT in new Parcel Delivery Service
John Prescott joined BT in a bid to counter the Royal Mails telephone service. Prescott the 'Jaba the Hut' lookalike said "initially we will deliver pies".
Pie makers say the pies are at risk.
written by StoneCold-316, 03 February 2005