Spoof news snippets from February 2005
There were 4 spoof news snippets published in February 2005. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Prescott joins BT in new Parcel Delivery Service
John Prescott joined BT in a bid to counter the Royal Mails telephone service. Prescott the 'Jaba the Hut' lookalike said "initially we will deliver pies".
Pie makers say the pies are at risk.
Flock of Seagulls upset over US policy
Members of the 80's pop power group are upset that the US State Department is backing off attempts to confront Iran. "We are missing out on thousands of DJ's playing our one hit" drummer explains
Michael Jackon Sick
Judge brands Singer "sick" during child abuse trial
Peter Pan nabbed for child kidnapping, labour and molestation
Peter Pan, famed for his appearance on children's classic fairy tales, was caught red-handed by the police while breaking in to a school to 'save the children'.