Spoof news snippets from Saturday 9 April 2005
ROYAL WEDDING WISH WOES
Frantic efforts are being made to find Prince Charles' piece of string in time for today's fairytale wedding.
Butlers & footmen are searching warm, dark places in the hope of retrieving it.
I was on the Grassy Knoll
A sometimes reliable scource inside the Vatican has revealed startling information regarding the dying words of Pope John Paul II