Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 6 April 2005
Bruce Willis-Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Surfaces!11
Only weeks after reps for the two denied that Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan were making out at a nightclub, a videotape of them having graphic sex has been found on the set of their new movie.
Hollywood Celebrities Have More Than Most.
Now they have fashionable to put it. Prada to introduce Alligator skin colostomy bag in spring line.
Scientists Explain Near Death Experience
Extensive research leads scientists to believe bright glow described by many to be merely a result ambient light shining through cranial orifices. Suggest ear and nose plugs as remedy
Bush Bans Christmas
Dyslexic President Bush concerned with keeping the evil Satan at bay has decided to ban Christmas for the remainder of his term.
Eggs May Not Be!
Eggs may not actually be eggs claim top scientists in london today, and thats as sure as eggs are eggs!