Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 28 September 2004
Let There Be Power
The power of prayer has been successfully harnessed to run the first ever refrigerator in the remote village of Baulang, Ghana.
Stews Head for the Middle East
The Iraqi capital Baghdad has been selected to host the 2005 International Casserole Championships. Thai Red Curry was this year’s winner in Reykjavik, Iceland.
Hong Kong Bed Ban
Super kingsize beds have been outlawed in Hong Kong because of the volume of damage caused in carrying them to upstairs apartments.
The "Little Train That Could" Caught in Sex Romp With Underage Caboose
The Little Train That Could from the famous childrens' book was charged yesterday with having sex with a caboose. Train insists the caboose said she was legal. Little Golden Books had no comment.