Spoof news snippets from October 2004
There were 9 spoof news snippets published in October 2004. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Bush and Kerry are locked in a virtual tie in the area of voter apathy.
Flu vaccine prices skyrocket...
proving, once again, that while the rich get richer, the poor get sicker.
NHLPA---Get Rich or Die Trying
While most NHL players accumulate more than the average North American would if they lived twice, "A salary cap is not acceptable," says NHLPA President today in press conference
Voting Deemed Mandatory
In an effort to cut down on low voter turnout, the Bush administration today announced that voting is now required of all United States citizens. Developing...
Mount Saint Helens continues to let it out
Mount Saint Helens continues to let it out after scientists found a third case of beans at the rear of the volcanoe
Kerry to Divorce wife
John Kerry in a surprising move has announced he and his wife are divorcing so he can marry Governor Ruth Ann Minner of Delaware. Mr Kerry believes her political background willhelp him as president.
UK tv cook Deliah Smith was today accused of tipping off authorities, ultimately leading to the imprisonment of US domestic goddess Martha Stewart's for lying. More to follow...
George W. Bush Outraged
Bill O'Reilly starts putting things into his ass instead of pulling things out of his ass as usual.
Kerry Claims He'll Score Big!
John Kerry made a forceful announcment today that he'll lick Bush on Tuesday, as well as win the Presidency. Teresa Heinz Kerry had no comment, but blushed as red as a beet.