Spoof news snippets from November 2004
There were 4 spoof news snippets published in November 2004. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Marines general: Falluja conquered
Until irrefutable evidence to the contrary surfaces in a few weeks, the US Marines and all Bush-controlled media will continue to claim that Falluja’s insurgents have been “totally wiped out.”
Dick Cheney says breathlessness was a practical joke
Dick Cheney after being released from the hospital admitted it was a hoax. He wanted "W" back to a relaxed mode. . He says "W" needed this and he apologizes for scaring any one not in on the joke,
Howard Dean confesses identity
VERMONT -- Former governor and Presidential candidate Howard Dean admitted to reporters today that he is really a duck.
Oscars cancelled for 2004
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences officials today announced that there will not be Oscars for 2004 because industry members said they would vote for Oliver Stone.