Spoof news snippets from March 2004
There were 10 spoof news snippets published in March 2004. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
2004 Olympics ready in time for 2008 Olympics
Athens Olympic Committee announced construction work will be ready in time for 2008 Beijing Olympics. The announcement itself was delayed after allegation of corruption and financial difficulties.
Bush Responds to Spanish Terrorist Attacks
"It's a good thing I've made the world so much safer from terrorism than it was before September 11, or imagine how bad it would have been!"
Babies Have Worst Hygene in Britain
A recent BBC report suggests that babies have the worst personal hygene of any UK demographic.
"The just crap right there in their pants" said a BBC spokesman, "they're worse than the scousers."
PSU sues George W. Bush
The Political Satirists Union filed a lawsuit against the President, claiming that since his election campaign they lost $2.1million dollars from lost bookings.
"Life Begins at 40" not true.
"Life Begins at 40" is not true, claimed a man given a just week to live on his fortieth birthday yesterday.
Confucious a Little Confused
Chinese philosopher known as "Confucious" was really, really old. Most of the things he actually said was just dementia.
The U.S. Paper Dollar Scheduled To Be Out Of Print.
Congress just passed a new law based on new RF technology. More that 85% of today's supermarkets, convenience stores and even vending machines have already converted!
Professionals Can't Fudge it after Budget
Lawyers have been told they must now inform the Home Secretary of any sneaky plans they have to get guilty criminals off the hook before trials can proceed.
A Towel Story
Fossilized deck-chairs, beach towels and knackwurst sausages are found on Mar’s historic shoreline. NASA says this shows that German holiday-makers discovered Mar's first coastal resort.
Bush Asks: Wanna Come Out To Play?
It has been revealed in the last few minutes that the President has travelled to Iraq to ask Saddam to be friends with him. More on this story later.