Spoof news snippets from Thursday 10 June 2004
Bulldog Pisses Euro Poll
Having purchased the right to vote, Barney the Bulldog from Barnsley's is UK's latest EU Minister.
Red meat eaters less annoying, study shows
According to a new study, eating red meat is less likey to turn you into a whining hippie FREAK than a diet of tofu. The study also shows that red meat tastes better, too.
Grand Canyon to be Filled
"It's really just a big hole," said President Bush, "someone could fall in and get hurt!"
Sim City Players Addicted to Scrolling Headlines
People just can't get enough of news just rolling around, Mr. Mayor.