Spoof news snippets from Saturday 3 July 2004
Tori Spelling to wed Baboon!-Luke and Garry not invited.
Tori Spelling and her beau will wed today in Malibu. Unfortunately Luke would not attend citing "Garry is never invited to these things, so I'm not going." NY times
NEWS FLASH -- JAKARTA, INDONESIA. . .
June 2 -- Today, Colin Powell purportedly said that former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein should be presumed innocent unless proven guilty by the evidence. . . Honest!