Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 13 July 2004
George Bush Loves "Golden Girls"
Estelle Getty and company are back...at the White House! The President will proclaim July 16th "National Golden Girls Appreciation Day"
Lynn Cheney at it again, claims "Dick's stuff does stink"
Shortly after challenging Dick on civil unions Lynn Cheney broke from the party line again. Speaking to a women's group Friday, she broke from topic and declared, "He can really clear a room."