Spoof news snippets from Saturday 3 January 2004
Uncle Olig From "Unfortunate Events" Blames Evilness on Mother
In an unexpected move during his trial today, Olig of "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" fame blamed his evilness and illegal activities upon his mum, reportedly because she named him Olig, which is German for "smarmy" . . .
written by Erin leMaine, 03 January 2004