Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 2 September 2003
Horseradish in the dock
Lawyers representing the National Union of Vegetables were in court today defending horseradish. Trading Standards believe it is "misleading" to call a vegetable horseradish when it contains no horse.
Tony "The" Tiger eats Woman
Tony "The" Tiger has been arrested following allegations that he tore into a free plastic female he found in his cereal. He is now set to be Britains first animal cereal killer.
Mr. Blobby Shot Dead
Former TV megastar Mr. Blobby has been shot dead during a dispute with TV rebel Noel Edmonds. The police have issued Mr. Edmonds with a commendation following the murder.