Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 28 October 2003
Catherine Zeta Jones Reveals Beauty Secrets
Hollywood legend, Catherine Zeta Jones revealed that Cif cream was the secret of her perfect complexion.
'You've got to scrub up well in the valleys' she explained.
Star Trek "is true story", says Shatner
William Shatner, today: "In fact, many primitive alien species begged us to let them on the show. In the end, I was drinking seven bottles of gin a day just to get through shooting". More to come.