Spoof news snippets from October 2003
There were 2 spoof news snippets published in October 2003. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Catherine Zeta Jones Reveals Beauty Secrets
Hollywood legend, Catherine Zeta Jones revealed that Cif cream was the secret of her perfect complexion.
'You've got to scrub up well in the valleys' she explained.
Star Trek "is true story", says Shatner
William Shatner, today: "In fact, many primitive alien species begged us to let them on the show. In the end, I was drinking seven bottles of gin a day just to get through shooting". More to come.