Spoof news snippets from Thursday 6 November 2003
Rosie O'Donnell's Weight Hits One Metric Ton
O'Donnell stepped onto a truck scale today to reveal her amazing weight of one ton.
"I wanted to give my kids something to be proud of," she said, "One ton is quite a milestone, don't you think?"
Saddam Hussain pinpointed
US Military, today: "Clues have been found that suggest Saddam has escaped into the internet. Any file you download could be him in disguise, so don't do it". More to come.
All The Rain's Gone To The Moon !
The latest drought has been caused by the millions of windmills.
They have blown the rain to the moon.
Mr Blair is building a big pipe, so that we can get it all back!