There were 10 spoof news snippets published in November 2003. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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We're doomed!

Corporal Fraiser was right - statistics show that we are in fact all doomed. 99% of us will be dead by the time we're 130.

written by Bob, 05 November 2003
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Rosie O'Donnell's Weight Hits One Metric Ton

O'Donnell stepped onto a truck scale today to reveal her amazing weight of one ton.

"I wanted to give my kids something to be proud of," she said, "One ton is quite a milestone, don't you think?"

written by Johnny Moodis, 06 November 2003
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Beware The March Of IDS

Soothsayers cackled, and smart-arses gloated as IDS was sacked!

Julius Caesar came back to haunt the Tory Party leader and how IDS marched.

Just when we were getting to like the little chappie!

written by Bob Muppet, 01 November 2003
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All The Rain's Gone To The Moon !

The latest drought has been caused by the millions of windmills.
They have blown the rain to the moon.

Mr Blair is building a big pipe, so that we can get it all back!

written by Bob Muppet, 06 November 2003
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Saddam Hussain pinpointed

US Military, today: "Clues have been found that suggest Saddam has escaped into the internet. Any file you download could be him in disguise, so don't do it". More to come.

written by skibz, 06 November 2003
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The Dead Rise from the Grave

Great, now I have to explain to my friend why I didn't help him when those gorillas killed him, and I just know my grandmother is gonna come after me to eat my brains. This sucks.

written by Johnny Moodis, 12 November 2003
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The Dead Rise from the Grave

Great, now I have to explain to my friend why I didn't help him when those gorillas killed him, and I just know my grandmother is gonna come after me to eat my brains. This sucks.

written by Johnny Moodis, 12 November 2003
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Bush Shot

Today a group of boys shot at a holly bush with air rifles

written by nemat, 18 November 2003
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Tea Harvest Ruined

The indian tea harvest has been devestated by the pg-chmpli bacteria.

British Security forces are on their highest state of alert. more soon >>

written by nemat, 20 November 2003
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Planet destroyed

Only Bush's convoy left where planet used to be.

written by Igor, 20 November 2003
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