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Sunday, 4 September 2011

The Hubble Space Telescope will soon be searching for heavenly bodies of a different kind as it begins its new mission: filming live X-rated images that will be broadcast on a new adult TV station.

The giant telescope will be repositioned to face Earth and will train its gaze upon various strip clubs that have been modified to feature see-through glass roofs.

Over two-hundred strip clubs across six continents have signed up to a new business deal with NASA, who will be running the adult TV station to fund its next few missions.

A spokesman said, "Some NASA workers are sad that Hubble will no longer be seeking out distant galaxies, nebulae and supernovas, but everyone agrees that scantily-clad girls are better to look at."

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