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Monday, 29 August 2011

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One of the huge dinosaur costumes

The tyrannosaurus rex and the stegosaurus will once again walk the plains of planet Earth when a new theme park, Dinosaur World, opens its doors next month in Tibet.

The creatures will actually be immense dinosaur costumes that will employ the same technology used for pantomime horses. Within the giant costumes will be two hundred unseen park employees, some on twenty foot stilts, who will move in tandem to bring the huge beasts to life, making them walk, fight, eat - and even mate.

So large will the dinosaurs be that they will also contain within their mid-sections the world's first walking restaurants, gift shops and public toilets.

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