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Monday, 29 August 2011

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Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy.

The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family friendly camping, including the accommodation of household pets. Someone's pet seems to have gotten loose and nature took its course resulting in two pups, which were aptly named Bussy and Peaver. Bussy appears to be a sweetheart to everyone. Peaver's erratic flirtatious behavior has a tendency to worry others. Both pups are female!

A thorough search of the shoreline surrounding the camp-ground's 25 acre recreational lake has turned up no evidence of any other similar activities.

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