Written by AndreaNadia
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

image for Women Gain Weight After Marriage

According to a recent study, following couples from 1898 to 2011, reports that after marriage women gain an average of 19 pounds within the first year.

Some say that this study comes as no shock. One reader explains that "women exist to get married. They've got to look hot to get married, but once their married, they just lose it".

This same study shows that after divorce men tend to gain some more pounds whereas women lose the weight from marriage. The same reader tells "Once the woman isn't married anymore she loses weight so that she can trick another guy into marrying her".

Although his theory explains the fluctuation of weight in women it does not hint at an explanation for men.

Make AndreaNadia's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

2 5 24 7
116 readers are online right now!

Go to top