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Wednesday, 17 August 2011

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Protoanguilla palau soup

Evolution has been dealt another awkward blow as a species claimed to be some 200 million years old, has been found, and unevolved!

Protoanguilla palau, as the species has been named, has alledgedly survived for 200 million years because its environment is so ideal for the creature that it hasn't bothered to evolve. It shares many features with other fossilised eels claimed to be of a similar date, but the major difference is that this example is alive and well.

Dawkin Richards, smug evolutionist zealot, was unable to comment having conveniently remembered he was washing his hair.

Our resident scientist had this to say "An Eel that has remained unaltered for 200 million years is certainly a kick in the nuts for the evolutionists. As evolution is supposed to be driven by totally random mutations and natural selection, it is a miracle that this species has disobeyed the fantasy evolutionary folklore whilst all other species have supposedly evolved. I really applaud the religious conviction which evolutionists hold, and admire the mythology they have created for examples such as these. Evolutionists it would seem are the real slippery eels!"

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