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Thursday, 9 June 2011

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My Goldfish Told me to buy this.

A leading computer networking company has revealed that there is an astonishing fact about Twitter's Login Page that Facebook and Myspace don't want us to know about.

This incredible fact is that Twitter's Login page is considered prettier by 9 out of 10 goldfish.

Goldfish it seems love the site and, as goldfish have psychic powers that can control the online shopping habits of their owners, this is a worrying development for all the other social networking sites.

Over 170 million people in the world own a goldfish but, on average, only 69 million people own computers. This statistic is too startling to be ignored.

Extensive laboratory tests have confirmed that goldfish seem to like the big Whale held up by the little birds. They also seem to look more peaceful when they are looking at the small number of characters contained in the Twitter status bar.

Dogs however didn't like Twitter or Facebook because they couldn't eat them, or chase them. They are very practical creatures who are known to dislike computers immensely. This is because their lazy owners spend too much time playing games on them when they could be going for walkies instead.

The research continues but I don't think I'll be going to look for it. Its a bit dull.

By Katarina Frogpond.

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