Madman evolutionist Richard Dawkins has been best known for his disregard of God and his creation and a strong belief in one of the 50 Evolution theories going around, as well as being an all-round fan of drab professor clothing .
Known as Darwins bulldog, Dawkins has dedicated his life to proving that Charles Darwin's theory of evolution is the truth.
Being a writer of many books to back up his ideas of his passionate thoughts of the existence of man, his latest endeavor has overshadowed all of his past acts by ten fold.
Yes its true Richard Dawkins has married a can of Spam!
The ceremony was held at a quiet field in the Galápagos islands, a sea lion conducted service and the happy couple had a wide variety of unique and newly evolved species as guests.
When asked to comment on his selection for bride, he said "Mark my words!, you'll see that this ordinary can of spam, when opened, will evolve into the most beautiful lady in the existence of man. I am a patient husband as this could take a possible 120 million years to happen, but she will be worth the wait!"
Dawkins would not comment on his past relationships with a badger, an earthworm and a pigeon!