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Friday, 20 May 2011

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Scientists in Scotland have announced they are close to unveiling their mind-reading machine in Glasgow.

Apparently, at present the mind-reading machine is only able to read minds of people who 'think' and speak with a Glasgow accent. Unfortunately scientists were unsable to detect brain waves in some candidates but feel they have enough data to deem their invention a success.

When asked what they thought about this invention, many residents of Glasgow were deeply concerned and say they believe that if this is true, then scientists may want to go a step further and start 'bending' mind waves so by interfering with their thoughts.

Scientists have attempted to assure these residents that they will NOT go this route although one scientist did admit to being tempted.

Some residents of Glasgow do not trust these scientists and many are packing up and moving to Aberdeen and Edinburgh 'just in case'.

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