LOS ANGELES - A fake security update for Apple Mac has hit 100% of all Mac.
Rod Jennens, was hit by the 'update'.
"Man," he said, "Dude, I'm like, not able, to like, access my, like blog, man. I wanted to, you know, like, rant about the corporate machine, and how its, like, degrading humanity, you know?"
Jennens, whose Facebook page describes himself as an 'experimental bisexual', and follows several bands, who 'you've never heard of', is obviously a smelly hipster, who also states that he is a Social Democratist, which 'is like, like, a party for cool-ass communists'.
Jennens, who is proud of being a Mac, also claims on his blog that he is 'against material possessions' and the 'propagation of pandering to the lowest denominator'.