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Monday, 16 May 2011

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S**t to Energy Converter

Brownsville TX: A retired university professor of environmentalism claims to have invented the S**t to Energy Converter, a breakthrough in cheap renewable energy generation.

Today's environmentalists keep talking about this going green s**t, but the 1960's generation had some real "good s**t." The professor has been thinking about the problem for 50 years and then in a flash the solution hit him as often "S**t Happens!" Just like computer chips utilize silica a cheap material, a plentiful cheap source of raw energy was needed. There is plenty of s**t, produced locally every day!

The White House press secretary commented "no s**t," but the US Department of Energy will have to beat the crap out of the device before it is mass produced.

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