Dr. Jason Hart, a Zoologist from Arkansas State University, said that he has worked at the Little Rock, Arkansas Zoo for the past year studying camels. His findings, to be released in a report in the Southern Journal of Critters N' Such, reveals that the toe of the camel is neither a reproductive organ nor has anything to do with urination.
"I don't unnerstand why folks is always referring to pussys as camel toes cuz camel toes ain't nothin' like pussies."
"I tried inserting a dildo between this camel's toe, with and without vaseline, but it didn't work. I tried measuring the pee coming from the camel's toe, but it didn't piss out none from there. I even watched a female camel have a baby, but it didn't come out between her toes. A camel's camel toe is her vagina that is in the same spot as all the other critters, it ain't on the end of her feet (and I done tested all four of 'em on several camels)."
"It really hurts when a camel kicks you in the family jewels when you're trying to screw her in her hoof."
"I think I'm gonna stop callin' 'em camel toes on women folk and just go back to callin' 'em cunts like everbody else. They don't even look the same when women takes off their panties (and I know cuz I paid several hookers to check that out too!)."