New York - Researchers have discovered that environmentalists and other people who like to "Go Green" actually have a green brain. It has been speculated for the past several years that these types of people might have a green brain. Now, it's been proven.
Top researcher Lance Huritzog stated the, "We all knew that there was green colors on an MRI when brain activity is studied. What we didn't know is how these brains are different from people who just don't really care about whales and stuff."
Researchers now know after several years of dissecting the brains of deceased activists that the brains are indeed green. Next, they will research what color, if any, the brains are of non-environmentalists and other activists. The poll in the lab favors a bright purple.