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Sunday, 3 April 2011

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for their 'Banana Theory', which conclusively proves Intelligent Design.

Comfort and Cameron's pioneering research has stunned evolutionary biologists worldwide, who now have to correct 150 of baseless, scientific information.

Their exhaustive research proves I.D. because as Comfort demonstrates, if a banana fits in your hand, is easy to peel and eat, and tastes good, that's proof of a designer and you have to throw evolution out the window.

Scientists have reluctantly agreed and admit Darwin must never have thought of that.

Cameron dryly admitted that an ape would have though.

Comfort and Cameron will accept the award on the set of 'Left Behind Again-Is God Sending Me a Message?'

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