UHF-station TV "Judge" Judy Sheindlin was hospitalized after eating "10 or 15 babies souls" during a party introducing her as Lucifer's heir-apparent to Hell.
"She was to replace me," said Satan, the Dictator for Life of the inferno. "Until she made her acceptance speech. The air that came out of her mouth smelled like a heavy broccoli fart."
Doctors believe that Sheindlin, who replaced closet-case former New York City Mayor Ed Koch as the host of 'The People's Court', accidentally ingested a days-old baby soul, which led to serious gastronomic distress. Judge Judy must consume 25-30 soul's a day, lest she turn into a stupid, hideous, loud minor celebrity-Demon, capable of taking the life of anyone who looks at her.
"Well, more of a stupid, hideous loud minor celebrity-Demon," said the AntiChrist.