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Wednesday, 23 March 2011

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A foul smelling, bloated animal corpse has been washed up on the shore of Montauk beach. The ugly corpse is a species of animal which has never been discovered before. It has the body of a dog crossed with a pig and a beak like appendage. Crypto-scientists have become involved who study mythological beasts from legends.

The corpse has become removed to a top-secret scientific facility which belongs to the military. It has been rumoured that the military have been studying genetic engineering and have spliced together the genes of different species of animals to create a chimera.

The ugly deformed creature that was discovered on Montauk Beach is the stuff of nightmares and looks like it was some poor prehistoric species that has been confined to a deep cavern under the ground.

Some people believe that this horrific beast escaped from some top secret facility where it was created by splicing together the genes of several animal species and the poor demented animal managed to escape from its cruel creators and managed to swim through a river into the ocean and was then it was washed ashore bloated, hairless and deformed. The horrible, ugly creature has an awful sulphuric stench which made some people believe it was a demon straight out of hell.

The body was removed by the military and no 'feedback' has been received and no one knows what has become of its skull and skeleton which biologists would have loved to examine. Some Darwinians believe it is a new species of animal which has evolved. These people believe that the polluted nature of the ocean has caused other species to morph and their genetic DNA has been distorted so that a dolphin can become an ugly griffin like creature. This lobby has stated that the toxic nature of our waterways is causing hormones to contaminate our drinking water making it toxic and causing 'gender bending' and genetic transmogrification.

Only a few snapshots and blurred video footage remains of this grotesque chimera and it makes you wonder what hell this poor beast went through since its incarnation.

Horror writer Stephen Kind said that he believes it to be an alien species which has been brought to this planet as a 'pet' by aliens and it has ran away and been abandoned when the aliens left for their own solar system.

The prolific horror writer said that he was aware that genetic engineering experiments were being carried out in a Mangela-like experiments in a military laboratory.

He said 'Genetic engineering is taking place all the time and the military are creating 'man-pig-dog hybrids' for warfare. It is all hushed up and it is top secret we only know what is going on when one of the chimeras which have been created manages to escape." Stephen King said that he was worried that a live chimera with a 'vicious beak, wings and a powerful pig like body, could be potentially life-threatening and dangerous to civilians.

The American military refused to make a comment and said that no genetic experimentation was being carried out as it had been outlawed. However, no one believes that these experiments are not being carried out by maverick scientists with no scruples.

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