Scientists have exploited the conduction qualities of the human bone to create a new type of hearing aid that transmits sound through people's teeth.
The SoundBite directs sound through the jawbone into the inner ear and is certain to revolutionise the industry.
More amazing inventions are set to flood the market.
One of the latest is sure to prove popular with the voters - the BumTalk is a speaking aid that is fitted in the cheek near the rectal cavity and is perfect for all those politicans who talk through their arse.
Another is called the NapperYappper and is similar to the Bumtalk. However, this speech aid is located on the top of the cranium and is intended to help anyone who talks through a hole in their head.
The final invention that is sure to prove a big hit with the voting public has been given the catchy title, The LegLoquator.
This device is placed at the confluence of the legs in the rectal area and has been specifically designed for those people who bore the pants off everyone.