Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: moon, Zombies

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

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it's getting nearer, run for the hills!

It seems that our moon is heading towards earth and this universal spectacle could cause quite a few problems for terrestrial inhabitants, i.e. Tsunami's. earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, typhoons, hurricanes, etc.

The biggest fear for scientists following the spectacle is none of those mentioned actually.

It seems they are more worried about Zombies waking up, werewolfs ripping the throats out of ramblers on the Yorkshire Moors, horny female vampires sucking the blood out of humans (the Inland Revenue do a good job of that and David Cameron), Dracula appearing in his Transylvanian castle and swarms of vampire bats ripping the hair out of passing school children (lock em up, oops sorry, they already are, it's those damn Paedo's you know or don't know?).

This natural occurrence is about to happen as the moon passes earth just beyond collision distance, Druids and other freaks are running for the hills in preparation for the event, esoterics, mediums, ghost hunters and witches also.

The man in the moon is the only one laughing and NASA of course, they don't have to waste so much fuel in kidding us that they land on the moon now and then.

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